If you want to cope in this rat race world of ‘education’, copy! Copy from your friend, copy from the Internet, copy from books, just copy. As a parent, I encourage you to do it, as long as you manage to get in to and graduate from a State Run University. As a private school owner, I encourage you to do it and bribe the officials so that my school will become reputable. As a friend, I help you do it as it is the shortest way to success. Continue reading
I will start with Kindergartens and some of their ads today….
Some of the amusing ads on Kindergartens:
The people who were running this ‘Kinder Garden’ seem not to bother to check the spelling. Perhaps, they thought it’s a garden where some ‘truths’ get planted in the kids’ minds. Or perhaps the secretary typed something else and the auto corrector changed it to Kinder Garden (both English words). Perhaps the owners were playing a kind of pun by saying they’re kinder than other owners because they’ve a garden full of flowers for the kids to enjoy. (I’m yet to see a kid who enjoys gardens without trampling the plants, though).
So and So Kindergarten…….your kids will speak English like a diplomat
I saw this posted on the interior of the bigger taxis (mini buses). Which diplomat? That was what came to my mind…. I know of diplomats who at best speak broken English and at worst use a translator………let me be kind…perhaps the owners have good contacts with diplomats who speak English like the Queen………
We teach ‘Computers’…